What? A Computer Virus Spread To Humans?

Connect to Database

This is my another joke, how to connecting COF to MyJKR database. JKR is JoKeR. For you MySQL, you are my truly love, too…

Once again, just joking. No heart feeling, please…

<?COF
$server = "GOD";
$db = "bless";
$user = "human";
$pass = "faith";

$conn = myjkr_connect($server,$user,$pass) or die ("cannot connect to GOD");

myjkr_select_db(”$db”, $conn);
?>

Circle of Life

This is NOT programming. I’m just bored and tired with tedious PHP code. Just joking!

This simple code is inspired from PHP. I love you PHP. You are my truly love…

<?COF //circle of life
for ($i=0; $i<=sizeof($life); $i++)
{
if ($godwill == "true")
break;
else
echo "where am i now?";
}

$afterlife = "heaven or hell";

?>